change your mood.................V I S H A L D A S

Change your mood. 

Lord Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi....
Most men have one.... Ziddi...

 
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National food of India ---- 

"KASAM"
Sab khaaté hain....
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"If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory"!!
That's the power of Smile !!
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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman......
Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men!!
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'Sympathy'... You can get from Anybody --
But..! 'Jealousy'... You have to Earn it!
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Drink 5 cups of milk and try to 

push the wall ....
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch ....
It'll move on its own!!
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Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
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Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless backless at marriages in India !
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Promises are like babies!!
Fun to make but Hell to  

deliver...
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Getting bored??? 

Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger's wedding and scream.... 'Don't marry dear.... 

I still love you'!
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Insaan sab se zyada maafi kis ké saamané mangta hai?
Guess, guess!
Bihkari ke saamné ---- 

"Maaf karo Baba"
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One economical thought:
'The best line which helps you save money when going for 

dinner with your girlfriend- . . . 

"Bol kya khayegi ? 
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Smiles & Regards,

V I S H A L D A S

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