Change your mood.
Lord
Ganesha had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi....
Most men have one....
Ziddi...
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National
food of India ----
"KASAM"
Sab khaaté
hain....
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"If the loser smiles
after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his
victory"!!
That's the power of Smile
!!
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Behind every Successful Man
there is a Woman......
Because Women don't run behind
Unsuccessful
Men!!
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'Sympathy'... You can get
from Anybody --
But..! 'Jealousy'... You have to Earn
it!
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Drink 5 cups of milk and
try to
push the wall ....
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and
watch ....
It'll move on its
own!!
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Wife: Aapko meri
khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhey
to tumhari ye mazaaq ki aadat
bahut achi lagti
hai..
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Only 3 living beings are
immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3.
Females wearing sleeveless backless at marriages in India
!
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Promises are like
babies!!
Fun to make but Hell to
deliver...
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Getting
bored???
Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger's wedding
and scream.... 'Don't marry dear....
I still love
you'!
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Insaan sab se
zyada maafi kis ké saamané mangta hai?
Guess, guess!
Bihkari
ke saamné ----
"Maaf karo
Baba"
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One economical
thought:
'The best line which helps you save money when going for
dinner with your girlfriend- . . .
"Bol kya khayegi
?
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Smiles & Regards,
V I S H A L D A S
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